Total Medals Earned: 413 (From 80 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,090 Points
Medals Earned: 8/30 (70/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Reach difficulty level 5!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/215 points)
Please change it back!
Get all questions right on the quiz!
View all awards.
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/115 points)
Dash more than 100 times
Collect more than 100 diamonds
Launch more than 20 rockets
Beat the game
Complete levels 3-10 and 12-15 without killing enemies
Finish the game without dying
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 13/32 (115/405 points)
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Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
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ninja
n00b
classC
classB
classA
classGOD
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You become a knight, hurray!
You become the count, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
Medals Earned: 8/100 (40/500 points)
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
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